Okay, so we finally decided to tough it out at Lola's, which is supposed to have the best pizza in town. We waited half an hour, and I had my first glass of wine in ages, which I proceeded to spill down the front of my favorite sweater. Crap.
Anyhow, here's what we heard about our girly:
"Oh, she's so lovely! I sell medical equipment to NICUs, so I see a lot of babies, and I know a pretty baby when I see one. That's a pretty baby."
Why, thank you!
"I'm a nanny, and I just wanted to say that you have the most beautiful baby!"
We like to think so!
"Oh! Your baby has the most perfectly shaped head!"
I...wait, what?
Fortunately, all I could think of was "Um, thanks?"
Because I imagine "Yes, my vagina is very spacious" would have been inappropriate.
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HAHA!!! Probably not appropriate to say that, but seriously FUNNY!
LOL! WTH? My MIL always said that about the girls...I just replied, "C-section, they didn't get squished!" You should have seen the looks...
BTW, she is beautiful and does have a very nicely shaped head!
Hehe! Well, she does have a beautiful head, lol. She's a bea-u-tiful girl!
Inappropriate maybe.
Freaking hysterical, absolutely.
LOL!!! I get the head comment too...it's weird.
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